Does the shortest possible universal program contain Peter Thiel in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Jeremy Nixon in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain gwern in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Lada Nuzhna in it?

Is Joscha Bach part of "the universal program"/"universal distribution"/minlength sentence to compress the universe?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Stephen Wolfram in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Bryan Johnson in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Tyler Cowen in it?

Is the ideal integrator of the conscious human experience embedded within the shortest possible universal program?