Will the Duolingo owl 'die' again before the end of 2028?

WILL JOSE LUIS RICON EAT A PARROT BY EOY2035?

Will a birdie/crow poop on gwern by 2040?

Will Bryan Johnson adopt a parrot by 2030?

Will one of Peter Thiel's daughters ask him to get a pet cockatoo by EOY 2039?

Will Hylomorph House find a parrot and name it Alex K Chen by May 2025

Will a toucan be documented/filmed to murder and eat a corvid by EOY 2029

Will Michael Woodley's pet kea parrot #DieLikeAlex by 2033?

Will we figure out how to CRISPR/Fanzor genes into an exotic bird (any bird that isn't ducks/chickens) by EOY 2025

Will a connectome be made of ANY bird species by EOY 2031?