Does the shortest possible universal program contain Stephen Wolfram in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Bryan Johnson in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Lada Nuzhna in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Peter Thiel in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Jeremy Nixon in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Tyler Cowen in it?

Does the shortest possible universal program contain Thomas Midgley Jr. or Adolf Hitler in it?

Is Joscha Bach part of "the universal program"/"universal distribution"/minlength sentence to compress the universe?