If Jose Luis Ricon dies, will he die of "old age"-related causes?

Will Jose Luis Ricon become an hero?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be attacked by a penguin by EOY2035?

Will Jose Luis Ricon end up owning a pet cockatoo?

Will Jose Luis Ricon create his own house/bloodlines, the "House of Ricon"?

Will Jose Luis Ricon have an arranged marriage?

Will Jose Luis ricon become a lord (Lord ricon)?

Will Jose Luis Ricon try 5-Meo-DMT?

Will Jose Luis Ricon turn into a lolcow?

Will Jose Luis Ricon be cremated?