Will any of William Eden's kids have a LAN party with any of Bryan Caplan's kids by 2035?

Will William Eden have more descendants (children+grandchildren+great grandkids) than JD Vance by 2060?

WILL ANY OF WILLIAM EDEN'S KIDS BE DIAGNOSED WITH AUTISM OR ADHD?

Will any of William Eden's children go to a top elite university? (HYPSMCC)

Will at least one of William Eden's kids turn into a wehraboo/kaiserboo/pastaboo/Petainboo by EOY 2035? ϟϟϟϟ

Will at least one of William Eden's kids be part of "the plot" and uplift humanity out of NPC-dom by 2035?

Will William Eden's kids all have a LAN party (of any game) by EOY 2027?

Will William Eden's kids get proper aristocratic tutoring sourced in part by Erik Hoel?

Will any of William Eden's kids have a LAN party with any of Elon Musk's kids by 2035?

WILL ANY OF WILLIAM EDEN'S KIDS BE FRIENDS WITH ANY OF JOSCHA BACH'S KIDS?