How many pets will @bird report having at the end of 2024?

Will Midjourney beat OpenAI in January 2025 for this prompt? (Seagull)

Will Michael Woodley's pet kea parrot #DieLikeAlex by 2033?

Will there be another peanut the squirrel by EOY 2025? (Mark Longo adopts another?)

Will a parrot attempt a mating attempt on Jose Luis Ricon by 2050?

Will a toucan be documented/filmed to murder and eat a corvid by EOY 2029

Will a birdie/crow poop on gwern by 2040?

Will there be a 150 years old parrot/cockatoo alive in 2150?

Will one of Peter Thiel's daughters ask him to get a pet cockatoo by EOY 2039?

Will a connectome be made of ANY bird species by EOY 2031?