Approximately once a year, I will use a random number generator to generate an integer between 1 and 1,000,000. If the integer is 37, the question resolves "yes". If this website and any/all successor websites all cease to exist, and this question is no longer able to be resolved online in any form whatsoever, I will mentally resolve it "no", and all "no" holders receive personal satisfaction and possibly bragging rights, albeit no mana reward.