@Bayesian this is what you want, only $50! https://a.co/d/fzm0mR2

@ian v quick and easy to attach

@ian I may get this if / when i acquire an income, ty

@Bayesian How have your bootyhole washing experiences been thus far?

I have used it a few times, every few weeks. Not repulsed but definitely not a habit. I think it would benefit a lot from higher quality toilet paper which I currently don’t have but probably should buy

@Bayesian Your bootyhole deserves higher quality TP. Why not make defecation a luxurious self-care practice for yourself?

@Bayesian will you write a review of your experiences?

@SaiVazquez no

What model of bidet is it? Does it have temperature control?

@Tarl

No temperature control

@Bayesian hm, i’ve only used the in-toilet ones, which now that i think about it, seem better?

@ian yes, in-toilet is a very different thing. With this you have to do the little lean to the side to fit the spray handle under you and also place your hand in the splash zone

@Tarl in-toilet bidet is for sure one of the top 5 things i'm excited for in my upcoming trip to japan

@Bayesian Oh wait, you're using the hand held spray? There's your problem right there. Get the in toilet model.

I mean, imagine any gross mess to clean up. Someone offers you a spray of water and a drain. Would you ever really say, “No thank you, I prefer this dry, pulpy, abrasive paper.”

I literally cannot imagine someone sticking to toilet paper alone. Maybe if you’re some masochistic with a smeared fecal fetish. . . And if you are. I respect your life choices. I don’t mean to shame.

@TonyBaloney sooo true my brother

Finally more bidet markets! Bidets are far superior to toilet paper, I'm betting yes.
/ian/will-pammy-get-a-bidet-post-2-weeks
/ian/how-many-people-will-buy-get-baptiz

I see Big Bidet is committing blatant market manipulation!

@Bayesian big bidet is the sole reason we still live in a capitalist society

It'll change your life mate