Will I eat ass in the next 24...?
Will I eat ass in the next 24...?
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resolved Jun 10
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Unwashed vegetables
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episodes of The Daily Show
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National level elections (globally)
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Manifold Poker Nights
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ass memes
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Roofies 💊
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Beers 🍻
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YES
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Add your own 24x ??s, but please don't ask for proof.

Inspired by the OG drive-by of a market Will I eat ass in the next 24 months?63%

All technicalities qualify:

  • Donkey meat

  • the Booty

  • Cannibalism (of the flank?)

  • ...?

(I have eaten one or more of these and would do again)

Everything resolves from a basis of 26 Feb 2024 CE (continuous interpretation of "in").

As the original was a Personal Goals question, so this one is also asspirational, and I will only bet YES if I bet.

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Pat eating ass but make it Ghibli

5mo

grow the ass you wish to see in the world

9mo

ngl I miss this market 👉👈

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👉 👈

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9mo

Will I be pegged in 2024NO

time to make a new goals market Pat!

10mo

@shankypanky instigator!

10mo

No way, congrats! 😚🍑

bought Ṁ208 Mana Collections YES10mo

10mo

@shankypanky Can anyone confirm he swallowed?

@shankypanky is it made of actual ass or just ass shaped?

10mo

@TheAllMemeingEye edible anus counts for:

All technicalities qualify:

Donkey meat

the Booty

Cannibalism (of the flank?)

...?

10mo

@Stralor Does it count if you eat a pez from a donkey-shaped pez dispenser, or would you have to eat the pez dispenser itself?

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@PlasmaBallin I'd have to eat the pez dispenser

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Masscot

10mo

proof that Pat can get ass he just can't seem to eat it

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Beers
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15/24

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@Stralor 23, but I'm switching from beer 😈

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🧐🧐🧐

10mo

@Stralor this has @shankypanky written all over it

bought Ṁ25 RedLetterMedia uploads YES10mo

Resisting the urge to spice this market for manifest

10mo

@Joshua coward

bought Ṁ5 Days in Antarctica NO10mo

@shankypanky Pat is welcome to add anything related to this market to the prop bets lol

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@Joshua which prop bets? I thought they were already full. either way, it's fair game to add for anyone else imo. I made this as a meme, but it's public now so 🤷 I don't really get to say "that's too private to make a derivative market about me!"

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@Stralor it's full he's taunting you - but when something resolves you should be ready to ass up that market imo

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@shankypanky yeah I thought it was! didn't this come up before?

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@Stralor idk I spent like half an hour digging through your comment history to try to remember what I meant by "campaign promises" today

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