What will be true about 2024's Time Person of the Year?
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shriner / bear / elk / mason / rotary club / lion or other social club member
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YES
Male
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YES
Blue eyes
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YES
English speaker (human)
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YES
A specific living individual
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YES
An individual head of state (current or elect)
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YES
At least 75 years old at time of announcement
Resolved
YES
6 feet / 183 cm or taller
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YES
Has been to Africa
Resolved
YES
Heterosexual
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YES
Photo exists of them wearing a baseball hat
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YES
White
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YES
Abrahamic religion
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YES
Recording exists of them saying "fuck"
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YES
Has won Times POTY before
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YES
Currently married
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YES
At least one divorce (human)
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YES
Born after Hiroshima bombing & before Macintosh 128K release
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YES
Blonde
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YES
Jeffrey Epstein associate

Rules (In Progress)

  • If the answer is marked HUMAN, it will be resolved NO if an object or other non-human wins (Example: ChatGPT does not count as an English speaker)

  • If the answer is marked INDIVIDUAL, it will resolve NO if more than one person wins.

  • If a group of people wins, an answer must apply to ALL of them for it to resolve YES. (Example: If the answer is 'Bald', and a group of five people win, it will resolve YES if all five are Bald, and NO if at least one person is not Bald.)

I reserve the right to NA any answer for any reason, to combat duplicates or abuse.

  • Update 2024-11-12 (PST): - Blonde hair will count for people who dye their hair blonde, even if their natural hair color is different (AI summary of creator comment)

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bought Ṁ250 Answer #e1183f011df3 NO

any confirmation on shrinker/elk /etc

bought Ṁ50 Answer #e1183f011df3 YES

i have insider information here

sold Ṁ3 A specific living in... NO

Out of curiosity, does anyone have the info on trump having been to africa?

bought Ṁ3 Blue eyes YES

@strutheo How does "Blonde" resolve if it's Trump? Trump has brown hair (right?) but has dyed it blonde for much of his adult life.

bought Ṁ50 Answer #1af4db37941a NO

@Scipio11 yea we will count blonde

bought Ṁ50 A specific living in... NO

I've pushed "a specific individual" down a bit.

Vibe that Time will do something other then give it to just Trump, from obvious "Trump/Elon/Vance" to finding something weird like "anti incumbancy".

bought Ṁ10 Has won Times POTY b... YES

We're obviously counting Kamala Harris's adopted children as "having 2 children", right?

A specific living individual
opened a Ṁ150 A specific living in... YES at 87% order

this was under ranked compared to all the other answers that reasonably/probably could apply only to a specific individual winner.

6 feet / 183 cm or taller

@strutheo lol this should be marked “citation needed” as let’s just say there could be significant debate as to the veracity of this claim.

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halfway through the year

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bump due to rumors

Do you agree that Trump, Biden, Putin, and Altman all have blue eyes? 🧿🧿

@33 seems yes based on some googling

@strutheo Ya, Trump's are sometimes listed as grey, so thanks for the confirmation!

Trump is an avid golfer. Biden is a cyclist.

It doesn't say professional

@33 im going to update it to be professional thanks for pointing out

@strutheo better sell! :)

How does it resolve for a collection of people? Two examples that maybe have different treatment

  • “You” (6billion people)

  • “Biden and Harris” (2 people)

@Gen trying to think of a good way to do this

Method 1 - classify all answers as 'individual' or 'group' in the response. and if a a 'group' ends up being picked, i can NA or NO all the 'individual' answers (like blue eyes , 6 feet tall, etc)

Method 2 - if there is a group of people and any one of them has the trait (eg blue eyes) then we can resolve those YES

still unsure which i prefer

@Gen adding some rules to the description let me know if you think of any more edge cases

hmm any source we can use for this @33

@strutheo I'm willing to research it

@Tumbles I think most year's would be a no. 2023's winner might need a pole, I mean poll, to resolve. There's quite a large sample to draw results from.

But ya, I say Tumbles gets the final say on this one.

Has won Times POTY before

Does this apply to anyone who read the 2006 Time POTY ?

@Tumbles no haha (unless they do YOU again)