What would have to be true about Donald Trump for manifold to vote for him
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Trump but he invents a room temperature super conductor
93%
Trump but climate change is solved
89%
Trump, but you get one million dollars (offer doesn't apply to other voters)
88%
Trump but he solves AI allignment
78%
Trump, but he forces Putin to back down in the war on Ukraine
42%
Trump but he stops the Israel-Hamas war
36%
Trump, but he says "rationalussy"
30%
Trump but he transforms into Abraham Lincoln every full moon
18%
Trump but he makes all real money prediction markets legal in the US
18%
Trump but if you vote for him you get 1 million mana
15%
Trump, but he'll die of natural causes within a month
14%
Trump, but you get one million dollars (as do all other Trump voters)
11%
Trump but the gender wage gap disappears

For all of the answers the poll will be formatted that Trump can only do this if he is elected president. You can have multiple things per answer. Phrase it as Trump but ..., that is how the poll will be phrased as well

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But he has already done ALL of that.

Just ask him.

bought Ṁ20 Trump but the gender... NO

It's just occurred to me that a lot of these change odds drastically if the added advantage is conditional on you voting for him, rather than happening regardless of your vote in the hypothetical

Trump but he stops the Israel-Hamas war

@JamesF as in peaceful ceasefire, US annexation, nuclear ultimatum, nuclear genocide, expanding it into a war with a different name etc?

Trump but he solves AI allignment

@JamesF is it just aligned to his values, humanity, or all sentient life?

Trump but he transforms into Abraham Lincoln every full moon

@SaviorofPlant does Lincoln get Trump's knowledge and memories or is he confused and afraid?

@TheAllMemeingEye He is confused and afraid but he keeps his memories from previous full moons so he might eventually be able to figure out what's going on

Trump but climate change is solved

@JamesF Is it solved through renewable energy, geoengineering, or global population control etc?

@TheAllMemeingEye All poll questions will be left to be interpreted by the reader

Trump but he invents a room temperature super conductor

@JamesF does it get instantly patented, copyrighted, and price gouged, or does everyone get access?

Trump, but he says "rationalussy"

@ButtocksCocktoasten Who hears it? How many times does he say it? Is it as part of a sentence or just blurted out standalone? Does he know why he says it and what it means or it just unconsciously happens?

@TheAllMemeingEye Does anyone know what it means?

@ClubmasterTransparent it's contested but there's a general idea haha

@TheAllMemeingEye Thanks, pretty sure that’s at least as much as I need to know.

Is it Trump with xyz vs Biden?

Trump, but you get one million dollars (as do all other Trump voters)
bought Ṁ7 Trump, but you get o... NO

This is supposed to be a selling point? "Trump but with hyperinflation"

Voting for someone who is trying to delegitimize elections is like sleeping with someone who is trying to ban oral sex.